Dogbert has always been a hero of mine.

The insults bounced off their carapace of thick stupidity.

-- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

In a society in which the educational system is used as an instrument for the establishment of a homogenized culture, in which the cream is prevented from rising to the top, the education of competent programmers could be politically impalatable.

-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

I never let my schooling get in the way of my education.

-- Mark Twain